bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
When I take on too many things at once
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
[[MORE]] Damon and Elena a;lskdfjalgnaldksfjdaskjaslkdfj yesyesyesyes yes.
How I feel when I haven't had my coffee yet
zeump: Dear clothing manufacturers, Please start making jeans out of durable material that won’t rip after a few months just because my thighs touch. Sincerely, My thighs are luscious and beautiful and fuck you for making me think sometimes that they’re not
osongbird: I’m constantly torn between saving money to go to grad school and saving money to buy a one-way ticket to a country I’ve never been to.
WHEN I CATCH UP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS
Real Talk: STI Shaming
[[MORE]]So back in November, I found out I had chlamydia. I mean, as far as STIs go, that’s the one to get because you literally take two pills and in a week it’s gone. But regardless, finding out I had any kind of STI came with that stigma that I am a slut, that I have slept around, and that it is something to be mortified about and to be secretive about. I have slept with two...
But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever...– Margaret Atwood (via anditslove)
unvivid: it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
queefito: how to win a fight: cry until they go away
Porn was a better teacher than my sex ed teacher...
[[MORE]]I’ve been reading all of these articles on sex education and why we need to get rid of the abstinence-only crap we have now. I completely agree. I love reading the stories people share, and while I don’t remember much specifically about the education I received, I do remember one little story that always bothered me, and I never realized just why it bothered me until recently. ...
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
Men never ask what they should call women’s pain, so they call us crazy. They...– “What Should We Call Girl Pain?” by Safy Hallan Farah This is why Safy is the most brilliant writer I know. Read the whole thing. She just nails it. (via britticisms) Things to keep in mind (via mutablefire)
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips: seductively eat all the food in his house
non-stick-raven: tobeymacguire: mental illness doesnt go away just because you fall in love if someone is ill and you want to be in a relationship with them dont expect to cure them their disease is not going to disappear so that you can have your happy ending Equally, just because you HAVE a mental illness or mental health issues doesn’t mean you aren’t worth loving or cannot be in a...
terns: mark your territory by crying on things
When that one really annoying friend has to leave...
B.A. Spanish Language & Literature, minor in...
You guys…I’m graduating today? Let me just take a moment to gloat. Finished in 4 years even though I transferred schools, graduating magna cum laude, member of Phi Beta Kappa…and somehow I’ve already gotten job offers. What. Ok gloating over. I’m excited :)
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
jakemalik: I’m really good at exercising once then eating 24817 calories right after