No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a...– Napoleon Bonaparte | xsmiiles (via quote-book)
I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his...– Sylvia Plath (via atomos)
mom: dad and i are getting divorced.
mom: AH-HAH! your phone DOES work!
Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused...– GOF, Chapter Two: The Scar (via fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes)
Mom: You don’t have to worry. I saved some tuna just for u. It will make an awesome smoothie.
(7 minutes later)
Mom: Aren’t you soooo excited for tuuuuuuuuuunnnnaaaaa
(45 minutes later)
Mom: tuna tuna tuna baby!
(30 minutes later)
Mom: Tu tu tu tuna and onions
May have just watched Lizzie McGuire episodes on...
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my...
8424.) I want to spend the rest of my life with...
Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...– Ellen Degeneres (via musingsinfemininity)
All the ladies swoon when the tenor sings…..but the bass takes them home.– Norman Luboff (via kavachai)
When you realize you want to spend forever with...
I love you I love you I love you :)
8168.) I’m never satisfied and I always wonder...
If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.– Haruki Murakami (via tiportiff)
I'm living with these people next year. and this...
[talking about Nick's lack of a butt]
Brady: Newton's law clearly states that a non-existent butt remains non-existent
Nick: Unless acted on by an outside butt
Brady: Hmmm true I forgot about the second rule. I think Bree's butt would be pretty effective
Nick: It's the same rule...just the second part of it, no wonder you did so well in physics :P
Brady: We know this! Why must you beat a dead horse
Me: hahaha outside butt?
Brady: Yes, outside force, outside butt. puhtato potahto
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?– Albert Camus (via tachycardie)
I can see the rise of the sun in you and me.– And We’re Gone ~ Nich Mueller
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...– Neil Gaiman (via quote-book)
The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...– Marcel Pagnol (via kari-shma)